Kurt Clopton works full time as a professional Olde Tyme photo model, specializing in wide brim hats and saloon backgrounds. He grew up in the Midwest and attended Luther College where he earned his undergraduate degree in Art and English. In an attempt to accumulate a debilitating amount of debt, he also earned a Master of Arts degree in English from Iowa State University. Kurt spends most of his spare time perfecting his mediocrity at tennis and guitar, and the rest of it watching instructional YouTube videos on how to fix whatever he has most recently broken.
Kurt lives in Wisconsin with his secret second family when he is not on the road "traveling for work."