You People Are Monsters
The Convention of Fiends, Book 3
by Benjamin Gorman
Cover by Don Aguillo
It’s here! Benjamin Gorman’s You People Are Monsters, the fantastic conclusion to his The Convention of Fiends trilogy.
Magdalena Wallace has already saved the world … twice! Not a bad record for a nihilist who doesn’t believe anything truly matters. Now she just wants to be left alone with her girlfriend so they can murder men who catcall them. But a gigantic, eldritch, tentacled kaiju is on its way to destroy humanity, so the vampires have to get the gang back together to rescue their food supply.
Can a non-binary golem, a teenage werewolf, a resentment-fueled warlock, an optimistic amnesiac reanimated skeleton, and a couple of vampires escape the trolls (who secretly manipulate humans through comments sections), rescue a luck dragon, and save the human race from the doom unleashed by the merpeople?
Maybe.
Can The Convention of Fiends convince any major Hollywood studio to make their story into a high-budget summer blockbuster?
Impossible.
“Lesbian vampire librarians!”
-Chrys Gorman, editor of the Antifa Lit Journal, Volume 1
“I didn’t know I could be turned on by a sex scene involving a dragon, but here we are.”
- New York Times bestseller Chelsea Cain, author of Heartsick, Mockingbird, and Gone
“Surprisingly emotionally affecting. I want a hug from Napoleon Bone-Apart.”
-Karen Eisenbrey, author of Ego & Endurance, the Daughter of Magic series, and the St. Rage duology
“Just like the last book, I loved each and every one of these vibrant characters! They really bring the story to life...as undead as some of them are.”
-Zaji Cox, author of Plums for Months: Memories of a Wonder-filled, Neurodivergent Childhood
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